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The Random Story 1As the purple slug left his house for work, he couldn’t help think something wasn’t right about today. Then out of no where, Giant Salt shakers come out of the bushes and get ready to sprinkle, but what they don’t know is that the purple slug has a secret. He has the super power to turn into MARTHA STEWERT!!!!!!! She then takes the saltshakers and uses them on a delicious chicken broth that she used to make the most delicious uncle bens flavored rice. The all of a sudden, a SWAT team bursts out of the windows, fridge , and even one that was on fire that came out of the oven. They where there of course to arrest her forThe Random Story 1
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Comapring Me to SupermanComparison Essay Me vs. SupermanComapring Me to Superman
Well comparing me to superman is a little tough cause I can do basically everything he can and better. During the day I am mild mannered Nolan Alexander, failing english student, striving to become something to the world with a thirst for justice. When at night I am SUPER NOLAN, with a flashy suit and a cape to match. As I fly through the city of aldergrove, looking for crimes to solve with my painful death vision. So as you can see I am much the same as superman. I can do everything he can but instead of heat vision, I have painful death vision. Also instead of glasses masking the mas
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Corey and His Great Soup PowerAs corey stood in the soup alley at the aldergrove Save-on-Foods, he couldnt help to think he was being watched.Corey and His Great Soup Power
Then Suddenly, masked ninjas droped from the ceiling ready to attack Corey. Corey reachs for the nearest soup and luckily it's "VEGTABLE SOUP." With this soup, it will give corey super human abilities because its full of wholesome vitamins and minerals, and also its Coreys favorite. He brings out his magical canopener, that opens the can in a fraction of a second. He eats the soup and then the power starts to flow through him. He hits one of the inepted ninjas and he goes flying through the roof, leaving a
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My Color PoemColor Poem SalmonMy Color Poem
The inards of salmon grilling on the grill with the sun beating on it it almost looks like pink but it is not it is salmon
As i walk on the cementry side walk i spot a shirt it is salmon i buy it with excitment people say it is pink but it is not it is salmon
As my heart races when i sit with my friends i get to choose a color a color for my armor of my guy my guy on halo i spot one, and my heart speeds up i choose salmon color armor my friends laugh saying its pink bu
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- Current Residence: not the USA thats for sure
- Interests: Kicking minshul in the teeth
- Favourite movie: E.T.'s Drug Abuse
- Favourite band or musician: Billy Talent
- Favourite genre of music: Billy Talent
- Favourite poet or writer: Me
- Shell of choice: wtf is a shell and do i care?
- Skin of choice: white, i like being white
- Favourite game: Max Payne 2
- Favourite gaming platform: PS2 and alittle X-box
- Personal Quote: yes, that nolan is one awesome guy
- Tools of the Trade: Plutonium tiped, Laser Guided Missels
- AIM: Mzargog
- MSN: nolanlikescheese@hotmail.com
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I'm not insane, just deep in sanity.
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They call it a Royale with cheese.
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I'm not insane, just deep in sanity.
At-ti, tude
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They call it a Royale with cheese.
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They call it a Royale with cheese.
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